My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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