In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
