But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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