Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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