drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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