Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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