OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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