My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
