I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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