What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There r osticjed everywhere
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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