That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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