Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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