the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
