we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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