It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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