R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The air taste purple.
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