she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
