I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
