i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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