My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I got inside last night via doggy door
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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