She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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