butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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