Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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