It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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