Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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