I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Randomize