When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
