he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize
