You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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