I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
