No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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