yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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