The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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