yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We just shotgunned beers for America
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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