my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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