how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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