I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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