how can u be prego again
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My life is pants optional.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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