So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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