What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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