How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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