What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
