Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think i have two assholes
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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