he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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