yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
