Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
