Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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