He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
