I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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