We won't sleep together?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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