ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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