i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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