Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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