We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
