My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
high people should be assigned attendants
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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