i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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