People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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